THE VOLETTE
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Hug Announces Tentative
Cage Slate For Winter
an
1'
K,r-I gam. a the 17
Season is > «• t !i>’ Jiiflll
cording t" ,i tentative m h» -1 il<
released by Paul Hug T1 1 :
wtek I ’r.i. 1 1 > « • -rigm ally set t-
begin 1 »• remix • 2 has 1 t: < 1»• -
laye< 1 be. a as.- t h«- girls p K
• th«- k:
e kisses
regular
difficult y
( an!;. -t ti
hours
lied hi
it th.
H tins
t a. 1 1 . .
In Paducah
Junior
Th, h.
■lamia r\
<«•
January 14—Na\y, there.
Januan *1 Paducah Junior
( nie^e t here.
January !H —\ list in I’rat
IVlirnarv I Xlabamu Mate
I e;u hers ( ollege, t here.
I ebruary 7 — I aim lint li.
February 10—Alabama I ea< li
<*rs.
I ebruary I 5—Bi t In I, t Inn .
February 22—Austin IVay.
llirrr.
February —\aw,
Man li I — Bi t In i
Profs Ply Pupils
With Fiim Fare
larity
aft. i til.
• 111 U.l
t raimn
g has heel
1 IS
!<• i m tin
last w
■ek o' so
1
V \\
de use "
iK.th |
i"j*ctor-
a i
• 1 *
ducat iona
films
m. n the
lit
rat y
of visua
eduea t
oil ai t'ordi
t.j’l
fi"f h j*.
Smith,
who is in
h
U'ge.
with Mi -
( ; • ecu
assist mg.
ot
the
library
"Seta
ant of th
Fe-p
«*." a film
on the
< ’onstitut i<
»n
has
been use*
by Mr
Allen an*
M r
*Tt‘enor in
their history and
1
lolitic
al scicnet
classes
The Fug
n
•e: s
have used
three
films
:i
*ctyro
hemist: y.
Simple
Mechanic?
and
Moleculai
Theory
of Matter
J P
ml Phillips
is us
ing "How
to Cse
the (Has?
n
>om
Film" b-
tore h
s l'utute
t
•aelu
rs g*oup,
and M
Tliomps*
n
has
made us.
• -1 dairying films in his classes
H H Kroll showed thi* film, "Ro¬
meo and .Juliet" in his three
« lasses of Survey of English Lit¬
erature: and Mr Wakefield plans
to use the same picture in his
English classes file last week be¬
fore finals.
Mr Stanford, through whose
efforts the film library was in¬
stalled at the Junior College, ear¬
nestly recommends that all de¬
partments use the opportunity so
handy to them
Biology Department Gets
Two New Autoclaves
Mr Horton, head of Biology
Department, announced that the
Biology Department has just re¬
ceived two new autoclaves for
use of the Bacteriology labora¬
tories An autoclave is an appa¬
ratus for sterilizing or cook¬
ing by means of superheated
steam under pressure They rep¬
resent an investment of $300 each
Vols Finish Season With
Six Losses And Two Wins
\ft' ' ;i •' "billy "till I hr .In, 11.11
V 'Is li, lndril thru ,irst lent I Hill
-• :isi *:i sin. «■ , h<- \v;i ("".in in .1
"I ::l",y wi'li .1 wlm.-kuu:
'■•'■'-li VI. t • TV " 1,1 I hr hapless Urt h
• 1 <-■":• ■'; • A li,. ha.I .irlral, ,| th.
V". in th ...-•: .,pr„. , I:..
V'.ls
Forum Club Airs Program,
Have Half Hour On WENK
Tf e l- ’ Till:; < 'l'.n g- -es n t hi- a:r
,m! i\ I »i• ' f. r its Se*
’ : * : • ad- ast "I tie \ » a • < . \ i r
"t;.!; r: WKNK Pm.’.n <Vy
S f • d . • . 1 t • r a : . 1 : halt Jem t la-
; ’:. j 1 , i: uifl he boill a’..u::d the
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• d y t • I: . - tt.n w ill I.- tl , f. a
■ .r * d >p*■ t,• • 1 . I t! , pr < -g r a r •. .u:d
\.d g • • ' th. title spe,., !i The
n f ! th. pi • 1 . Will . . .n>l-t
r a I. adorn h\ M.Pa kuis
Alma Alder sung
lA cum; ( dub Tr: 1 ». K\\ mg
l- r. d Tm k, and Harold
\ > t h. fir -1 s.’lr. 1 1. • . t
! a r:. I . Hup,... will
mp.mred
'i-:.. ‘ - Fr. d Tl.
M\ ’1 . - . ' •!!■ v. ■ 1 I .
. km • tv. 1 du I’.it!. r •
t!' • d r. 111 .1 duet II;. 1; •.
d .d M I- Th-
• ’ « '',".'1 i'l a r:> : of J.n.ad¬
it- d ^ pr .ha t .on by
Heating Plant Has
Two-Week Coal Supply
M Ivf hr. , "t ;!,.• It. :it,ii;
We Are Sorry,
Geneva
Tin- student b*-dv
. •! t he IT.
\»rsity <-f T’erirus
*• Junior
(’"liege wishes to
* Mend It-
suit crest svnipat la.
s to Miss
( I* iieva D"i an ir. t h*
j, -t «- : . t 1* is -
•t her n.other an*
to t* rider
t o h* i * *ur * - •: '■ >1
it 1 * - i: pool
a • 1 UK fits live t hoi
gh it mav
be Sonic of us h . t \
• !• -'t ' 1- .s
to the vail* v
-t the sha
-1"W and know th.
erupt • es-
t hat - « in ' fi ’• < r :•
ind kin that wall
n v.-r - nine
Ci! k Hut win tin■>
oil ! "\\ 11
‘•! <-d b. (|'aick *>•
1. a ‘ • '* e:y
"l:.- •■!' IIS I. els th.lt
n \ ciir k
We 111 . have 1 -t
something
that \ ill never a
agaii.
Here Is Your Schedule
Of Final Exams
New Radio Studio To Be
Established At UTJC
' '! g*« a» I".p' 'rta.'a e t" th. h.r
r iv - th. pr-Mi. ! I the
’ 'tab; 111 !. • ' ' : a hr- Id' a -ting
r id: ' 1 t;e ampu- : .r ;:.g th.
■ 1 1 • I U!t ..I the Wn.t. ij.iar'er
Mr I ' a • d c Ail. n as head of
« 1 1 \ • .!. ! h. n.ai.ag. ua r » . : t h»-
' :• r 11; • h. r.efit ..I the V, /,,
X ,t. |. 1 *;- .r h..- r...t b. i t:
d up. : 1 hul tf •• Pi v>i. al
F : • ate . ‘.i.dd.rm . - h.-.r - . - o
Jude Iv-
<' II J it’..
k tlU tll.t
. d i!.- for t
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t I.M !: t h '. ■
I'a! I guar-
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t w 1 11 be dnd.-r tf:.
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• : tie
lav 1- to tetu-lt t.» 11 a
•ft l
W. di
■ day. December
' • will automati
the i
• :b|fity ! a
a spi
i * i.i 1 exanimat e »n
• tu 1-
t * Special examun
■ ? i i i i -
p: yiii' lit of a t.c
\\ ednesday . |)«*e.
s - ]
d Fag 111 in-12:
( *1.1
112. 1 ’li vsic' 1111
211. 1
2 2 K*luc. 21 1. (’ IE
Hole
Mgt 2S2. Agr.in
Fng
! 12. Fng. 113. Kng
later t hat
1 F .
w f: \ k
t in
' i: v
tie Mulua
t. la
t
Veek
t hat
« h.-m 1 1 1
till.
foil
: ar-
Thursday
I).
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n bar
d a
the
heat -
s Id Lot. 111.
F<
.ds
' a
tw .
-week
121 Id-12 An. Hush
12
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finish
a 111 A:t 111
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ls ar
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up
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and
shut
Ft on 211. Ceog.
171
4-
is
me
ssai
V to
221. 1 Sci 221
M
it h
Foi
the
past
week
I’riday,
!)(•<•.
13
ba rely
■ be
en
open.
Math 161. Math. 16
2. .\
entirt
lv
iurin
K th.
Math 116 . Math
101
10-
Thanksgiving holidays.
The C’ollege will not be able to
purchase coal without government
permission until the strike ends.
White, Droke And Old
Take Frosh Class Offices
Following a disputed count in
: ti st Freshman election, the
Frosh reheld their voting and an¬
nounce the results which this
‘ inie are official The officers are:
Kd Neil White, President. Jim
Droke. Vice-president: Betty Old.
Se< ret ary-Treasurer: and H B
Smith and Miss Nina Swindler,
Faculty sponsors
An Hush 133 12-2: Moch
Kngin 31. French, An. Hush. 212.
2-4: Psych. 211 1-6 Math. 100.
Phv Fd 221.
Saturday, Dec. 14
H-10: Soc. 211. Ag Kngin. 111.
10-12 Kng 231. Hort 231. Math
261. Math 263
Thanks," Says Top
Top (After. Manager of the
Batnwarming, in the name of the
Agriculture Club wants to ex¬
press thanks to ‘he Faculty mem¬
bers and student body of the
chool for their splendid co-opera¬
tion in making the seventeenth
annual Barnwarming a success.
Christmas Holidays
Begin December 14
F.'. d > vii'iinat i"iis ,•.!.! ragm
i '• • m i r I J arid . \t* nd th .u:gh
1 • • i i . i 11. whn !i ui.li ks t he
• d "i th- : all «jua r! * r and b,gins
■ :i :-tn.a> Holidays Ti:- hob.lavs
'1 1:i>* two Week' and si hool will
I--' i*.'Uni'd with til.’ Winter Qua--
’•!. which begins Januaiv 2
Mrs. Myrtle H Phillips, Regi>
tr.. . was unable to be •■cached for
• i .-•atement >m registration for
lb* Winter Quarter. and Mr
'L " g, H'litm: n fused to com¬
ment The plan for registration
will be announced at a later date
Parlez Vous Francais?
For many years a question from
Libeial Arts students nere at the
Junior College has been, "Why
i an t \ve have Foreign Languages
here?”
In answer-, tin- Registrar. Mrs
Phillips, says that we can. if
- noiigh students are interested
There is now a faculty member to
teach French, and if the class ma¬
terializes a course in first quarter
Fionch will be taught as an ex¬
tension course during the Winter
Quarter
All students who are interested
a:e invited to see Mrs. Phillips at
once, m order that the course may
be scheduled.
★ THE VOLETTE POLL *
Eight out of Ten Students Say That They Do Cheat;
Copying On Homework and On Test Most Prevalent
Cunhiebsl by DOT ARNOLD
A cording to returns from the
latest Volette Poll, almost eight
out of ten students tonfessed that
they had deliberately cheated in
their stav at the Junior College
SINCK VOL HAVE BEEN AT
( .T.J.C., HAVE VOL EVER l>L
LIBER A ILIA (HEATED?
Total Student body—Yes. 7K.6 ’ ,
No. 11.1:; Blank ballots and rr
fuse to answer, 7 3'H..
< leafing was inf tip-of«*« I a>
Having engaged in any practice
■ sually ' "iiili’inn. d by professors
a d: slioii est such as "pying "U
tests . u h unting in anofher '! i
• 1. id i k as \ i -ui - ,wn
! :• .y.
V.-1
, t •
I* f 1:1
! • I'T-
soine means
Big Healed"
sor's secretary
sible position
( U h*u
profes-
respon-
Now and then
Frequently
No choice
32'/,
\fi< r
24 Vc
It
lost
•ast
s w-.rthv
seri .us <
f r equent ly
per cent is
•e secured t«
probably sw
rely stwdie.
repeat e«t
p ret this a
ilmg with
.pus
lion*
i I r.
wa\ s ■
.•vera 1
of note that the
flenses at* those
indulged m. Sev-
a large number to
sts. but this figure
'lied by some who
old tests which
If is ha*d to m-
•heating Big
professors' set re
.-■ally non-exisf ent
•cn taries a**e >cru
md will have ii"
with Mg dealers
■Mi the hall.a t<»
‘ taating n<*t sp»-
ingenious m-. t hod
100',
Twenty-three pei rent, in addi¬
tion to one of these choices, said
they cheated according to . ireuin¬
stances It will he of surprise t«>
many teat hers to tind that al¬
most a-, many students admit they
cheat frequently as say they do
not . heat at all
WHO CHEATS MOKE. BOX S, or
< • I Rl S ?
Boy., d... out not wry mm h
• " ■ ' i rls say t hey . heat mm e
u. s"ine things, u-.d buys say they
hear n ure ui <-t her s In -uch
•. tliimue put suit.' . 1 .' get ting test
-| .• 'f I"I. t r. in -t he? 0-1 t !, »11S a j >
1" 'll . ■ : Mg : ahng A it h
• ■ fan. th- . ii : ■ hold the
' dg- I e -ii- nan a, --. . upat i« -ii -
- 1 "P.vaig S'! -pying -a*
• h nd tin
talwait \ nap.
N PM BEK .»
Football Team Gets
24 Sweaters, 47 Letters
w: V. I gals better latch onto
r the.'e glamorous footballe - 8
1 '' ’ d below, l/eeause m the very
■ f'd me, said footballers will
’ •'p utmg some strictly swell
if. 's h.-aring a very large "T"
t‘ -••• i- "t their heroic services
' th- I (* foot kill field during
' i - u just < oik hided
M • 21 soon-to-be-sharp lads
Mur-ay Russell.. Bill Yan
1 ‘ k Fain. Joel Sho’e, Bill
' 'A ' h* i Paul Horne, Meathead
■■ d :• < urin Hunt. Dicky Puck
I hr: Fate. Jack Beatty.
W" d. Janu s < ollins, B. K
' i Ilynn ( a* loll, Vayden Wad
I’d! King, Dave DeVasher
11 > Maj.-i.i, Charles Head, Ar-
M< lt'.n Heorge Fain, James
! -i cd Ralph Rinella man
■ " '• ' 1* t tel S hi.I not sweat
F:ank Boswell. John
■' 1 : ’ Walter McPeakc. Ray
• '• ' .* 1* 1‘ercy Young, John Cov
’ ■ r' Id n Par ham, Sonny
M i'u 1-arris Hi.'her Howard
I 1 ' 1 lames Hayes, <’harles
'• '■ * •" *• Frank Chapman. Finest
M i tu:. Ri;j Webb, Charles Smith.
' -'h- Davis. Howard Hunt, Ni-
>Ta ks. Boh Wclih, Bobby Al
-d R .belt Smith and * Roh-
- i • .1--! t ou. managers
111< ii i»i i iiI 'd ii r \ i x i>i
BDNI In ..ni. r .u I rei,u«*ii( y t H<»\\ bl TIN DO n‘H DENI'
New Cafeteria To Begin
Operation In January
11. n«\v eaieteria will be com-
.- F«i and ready fo- operation by
hu .ary Rapid progress is being,
made in the construction of an ad
ddinn in the dining hall and in a
■ar angenient <-l the interior.
I he in w wmg on the southeast.
s 1 de is to be used as a work room,
"iifaining the dishwashers, meat
gr inder and < utter, potato peeler,
and utility cabinets.
I he steam tables will occupy
M e •i.oni on the left of the lobby,
which, at the present, contains the
faculty tables. Students and fac
ul:y will is* seated together in the
main dining room.
Faeh meal will be served con¬
tinually for two hours, with a
varied selection of dishes. This
new arrangement should offer
prompt service for all students
Engineers Throw Orgy;
Revel with Song, Hotdogs
The members of the Engineers'
Club held their fall quarter social
event on Friday night, Novembei
15, 1946. A weiner roast was held
at "Public Wells," a secluded, ro
mantie spot off the Dresden high¬
way A hay ride was enjoyed to
and from Public Wells with the
aid of two trucks furnished by the
college.
There were about foity couples
at the party Everyone had fun in
roasting thf weiners in the open
camp fire The night ai- was
chilly, and everyone sat around
the camp fire singing songs after
roasting the weiners.
No contest was held to deter¬
mine who could eat the most
weiners. but Mr Barnett. Bill
X andell. and Ed Williams seemed
to have taken all unofficial hon-
Yellow Team Leads
In Intramural Race
Intramural activities are in full
wing at PTJC with a volley ball
tourney just < ompleted and a
h. ss tourney and free throw
• '"'test on tap for this week. The
h« ss mat rhrs begin Tuesday and
Mm 1 1 ci throw contest is set fo»
XV.-.inesday night
R the volley ball tourney, t ht
Un " m the girls division
’• llr R tiunve Lanraste-’s squad
1 i’!“ ' j 1 w/7.\\ Rigg’.s Yellow tram
' - 1 t r i ight games. Ir> 5 an.I
; * take t 1 *e title
Mi«. b. II led lus Yellow
;'' r: ' "l l< * t of sorts to laid
1 • ‘ ’ 1 Rdl W'rbb'r ( >i ang.
' M IN tile first toil?
: M ' m th( Yellow
: ’ tin boy s- first
' : ' 1 -*nd a ■ well n
' * *. r: and s< < »res ar*
'■ ■ 1 ' • - > • m t he season
ha \« been
: ' • - - will D
Tl:-
\ 1 1
I a »X .H
i \ > : • v. i
• ■. n
White
137
109
96
96
74
nt
4 k
*
an c.
fk|« Tw»
TOtjri'l'*, Martin. Twni
Ttmdtr, Dertmber 1 1M4
THE VOLETTE
PUBLISHED HY THE STUDENTS OF
THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE JUNIOR COLLEGE
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 3. 1946
Co Editors
VI anagmg IMitu
Sports Kditor
St mil nt Act i▼ it i
Assistant
1 at i r< lMitor
KDJTOR 1 AL STAFF
Shit la Kardue am! I)an Kroll
r Kolu rt T Kroll
William K Nunn
<» Kditor Tissy Sawyer
TOnimv t Lancaster
(I race Dietzcl
Martha '»• 11 Warmath
!»«">/. r. Dot Arnold, Hi ts\ McAnulty, Carolyn
»|K Worrell', lic ks I Idritti?'
MM SS ST \I 1
Mrs. Lloyd King
1 ram a s (’olt-man
LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
t h< ng -■ i in', in In i lui'h Ihi'li thing that h is taken
il> plaet •.mono „,u t t | dis« 1st > is i topic not to he discussed in
polite society, or between teachers and students In this issue
th Vo|. it has op 'in d tin- door to tin musty closet and dragged
(he rattling skeleton nut in full view of the noondav sun. and
hoth tc.-u tier and taught will do Well to inspect his bleached
frame to set if In can't lie un isur«d for a coffin and buried
some w her<
According to tin- poll, which we have every reason to be¬
lli vi accurate, two out of ten students never cheat, two out
of ten cheat chronically, and the si\ remaining ones will cheat
with vary ng reluct .■nice, depending on circumstances. If the
Makes are high and tin risk is low, they will; as the value of
the stakes declines and the risk rises, fewer and fewer of the
si\ will yield, f ailing students often turn to dishonest practices,
which is only a natural enough move.
Man', students never stop to reflect on the damage dis¬
honest work does. Most have heard the ancient cliche hurled
by teachers since Stone Age man chastised his urchin for
copying somebody else s pictures off the cave wall: "You are
cheating only yourself You aren’t cheating only yourself.
The bald truth is that you might be doing yourself some good,
but at the same time you are cheating everybody else in the
same course. Dishonest work raises the standard of the class,
and puts at a disadvantage the honest student wlur has to get
his grad** by sanctioned methods. Dishonesty of some cer¬
tainly lowers class spirit ; hard workers are discouraged when
they see cheaters get good grades with none of the exertion.
How to get rid of it? The answer is not closer supervision.
This will lrive it under cover, but no watcher on tests is so
*’agl
t* eyi
d he
can
ki¬
ep his
charge
•s from furtive
ly pee
ring on
othe
r j ia
jkts
or at
th
e note
s on tfi
leir cuffs. Cop}
ing o
f home-
worl
c is
oln i<
HI si v
in
i possil
ile to
stop in this w
ay. T
he real
solul
lion
is to
re rm
live
ten. pt
at ion 1
!>y keeping chi:
iirs fa
r apart
ami
hv c
King
ing t
e s t -
* frerpi
r ntly.
Wi¬
ha ve
ol.se
r vc
,1 that
man v
professors are
quite
willing
to III
ll kr t
.heir
stmlr
nt
sweat
like s:i
It mine slaves,
but are them-
• I V t-
, too
laz\
to
elm
,nge tl
leir tr-
«ls from one s
eet ion
to the
, or from
one \
it’a
r to tin
e Other
Kart of the c
untent
im* vit-
i My
Irak
• s out
. It i
till
sil t le;
:ik eve:
nly. 1 f the otht
■rwise
honcst
s t udi
•nt <
Joe Nil
’t jo
i n
the ra
ger no
>1) trying to fi
nd wl
hat the
4 J' irs
Lions
We r«
. he
get
s a 1)
for his
honesty. If an\
, teacher will
lake
the
t mu l
ile to
CO
in j >arc
grade-
% of successive
sectio
ns who
have
tnk.
i> t In
sari
\c t
est. lie
it that the ava¬
rage t
>f later
m ctii
UII.H 1
s ahv
a\ i 1
ligl
HT.
The
second ei
I re
for < h
eating
ls to put studi
i-nts o
n their
hollo
r It
Will
hor;
rifv
in a n v
to sU
gg« st that the
way
to get
*?t (lilt
Ills
, i st c
>i> <■!,
• rat
ing is
to trio
>[ them, hut wi
r ha vi
■ noted
that
the 1
cast ■
eheat
.mg
; occur
s unde
r professors vv 1
10 tre?
it their
st Util
•fits
In 111
lilts,
an
<1 the
gnat r-
?t amount limit
r tlio
st- that
tight
it 1'
\ eot
■ reini
i.
It is
iddly i
ike the Aesop
fahle
of the
> onti
•si !.
I'tWl'l
n th
tin am
1 the wind as to who
COU I(
1 make
the ii
i an !
1 ^\,r
his l*
oat
otr.
Kilroy Says Here
A Column for the Vets
T S., MAC. la what some of you
fellows planning to transfer to
other schools or courses at the
end of the quarter will hear un¬
less you pay heed to the latest
ukase passed down from the Vets
Ad
This document, personally auto¬
graphed by Bruce Henderson,
head of the education division of
the Nashville Regional Office of
the Vets Ad. says in effect that
you must have the prior approval
of the Regional Office of the Vets
Ad before you ean transfer to
another school or even change
courses.
This isn't so had as it sounds,
though. All you have to do is let
the good people of the Vets Ad
up in Nashville know what you
intend to do and they will come
through with the necessary docu¬
ment which is known as a sup¬
plemental certificate of eligibility.
You won’t be shot at sunrise if
ypu don’t comply with this. You
simply won’t draw any subsis¬
tence, which might be just as
fatal Starvation, you know.
* # *
DID X FEEL SILLY,” says
Mrs. Betty Callicutt, secretary to
the Junior College’s veteran’s
service director, A. W. Hartung.
The other day. psychology prof
James Paul Phillips, Mr. Myrtle
to those who know his better half,
the Registrar, came into the of¬
fice and casually asked if there
was a Kilroy registered here.
Betty, who served a spell in the
Navy and who should have
known better, immediately began
to search through her flies for the
fellow and after checking every
list she had, was forced to con¬
fess that "Kilroy isn’t here.”
Then came the dawn and Mrs.
Callicutt blushing with shame was
barely restrained from doing dire
things to Mr. Phillips who was
having one of the best laughs of
his career.
No "T" Club Dance;
Home Ec Dance Instead
The recent rumor circulated
around the campus about a
Christmas Dance which was to be
sponsored by the T Club and held
December fourteenth is false. The
T Club is sponsoring no such
dance.
A tentative date, January
eighteenth, has been set for the
dance sponsored by the Home Eco¬
nomics Club. A good orchestra <
has been secured for this formal ;
dance and everyone is invited.
Hey! What's This?
While browsing about in the
library the other day we chanced
to fall upon the first annual ever
put out by the University of Ten¬
nessee Junbor College, "The
Checkerboard.’’ Therein we not- *
iced a name that seemed vaguely
familiar a chap by the name of
George Horton had been chosen by ^
female acclaim as the best boy *
necker at the University of Ten- i
nessee Junior College for 1928.
He was also, by the way, an
outstanding athlete on the base¬
ball, football and basketball teams ^
and was voted most capable boy j
in his class.
THE CRYSTAL BALL
Ily THE SOOTHSAYER
a lung an 1 h
JONES and ■
around in or' !.
happy r"T you
to miss that '
night Anywa>
MANNESS stir
hull •■xtends lu st wishes and a hrpe for
nd happy life to TISSY (SAVYYER1
: i , ongratulations to the lucky man that
SISTER FIELDS seems to he going
, ip !.•- .-ip. e her KAYl) is home. We are
you VIRGINIA INGRAM is going
hat ' ar ;de tha* stir is used to every
■way, vou still have the man MARTHA
S sure did have a good time at Murray
last week-end We hear 'hat she captured a cute
little boy BESS MORRISON has gone all out
for READ an 1 he likes it very much JUNE
VAUGHAN AND HELM A JONES have lots to talk
about hut who could gripe with two guys like the
"Wright Twins They mean to make it a life time
job to look after ’hr twins LOUIS THORNTON
n thr hnky guy to have the privilege of eseoiting
ELSIE HOLMES almost everywhere she goes
Wonder when BENNETT AND MARY HOLMES
are going to tie thP knot The, are pretty true
, m . rrs EVAN’jELINE HOLLADAY doesn’t
have anything to gripe aboir when she primes in
the dorm afle- being out with BAIT HORNE
JOY HARPER is a miv'l up gal lately the r
are too many good I " king men giving her a rusn
MARTHA PICKENS has priority "ii the t”le-
.. Pee, l Hall Her mail sure spends lots of
gave anything to gripe aboil* w!" n sue cones in
the dorm aft*" being out with PAUl HORNE
joy HARPER is a mixed-up gal lately the
are too many good i eking men giving her a rusn
MARTHA PICKENS has priority on the tele¬
phone in Reed Hall H . n m sure spends Iks of
money calling her ami sending her Howe’s
TINY BURTON has tiii.allv dr' ided it is lietU’r to
-id, than to walk V J COMBS makes early
breakfast Just to see how "pappy" likes his eggs
iMra Patterson knows I JEAN WILBURN
must be going home to something besides mom
and dad . RUTH BRANN sure does have a pret¬
ty picture on her desk and he really seems to be
the one and only . . . SUE MAYO could really get
around if she would only take her head out of
books . Can just one small barbecue make
NANCY DEBERRY so very sick as she said it did
MARGIE JONES misses Jimmy but we believe
she will make out if the letters from Memphis
State keep coming . . . MILDRED GORDON and
BILLY seem to have a formula for arguing; they
do it enough . JERRY and RED seem to have
it bad. or at least Jerry does Is BETTY the
reason for TOP CARTER visiting Reed Hall so
much? Every one that has met BURTON can
understand why JANIE has loved him so much
so long JEAN GRILLS has been a busy girl
lately getting ready for that wedding . JOYCE
CLAYTOR and DICKIE PUCKETT have been seen
together quite a bit lately ROBERT GENT
WOODS seems to have cut all the college boys off
from JEAN GLOVER We hear the house mo¬
ttle’s seem to think it is better to tell the boy
friend good-night than to show them . . Wonde
echo the lucky boy in MARY LAKE’S life could
be” BEC KY ELDRIDGE is crazy about that
man at home but there is a rertain guy on the
campus that watches her pretty close . VIR¬
GINIA WELCH h.is gone JIM crazy There
is a mysterious man in RUTH ELLINGTON'S life
JO ANN JORDAN spends all her vacant per¬
il ids with a guy named f HILLCUTT . COR-
RINNE haunts the post office to get a lette- from
Continued on Page 3
? MAW POTTS’ ADVICE TO THE DISTRESSED
“Don’t gripe and jaw, but write to Maw!” No, chil¬
dren, there’s no excuse being troubled when all you have
u to do is drop a note to Maw Potts explaining your prob¬
lem. Maw helps anyone, and her advice is meaty with
wisdom. Address Maw Potts, Volette box, U.T. Bookstore.
‘ DEAR MAW POTTS:
My whole being is racked with pain; my spirits are woe¬
begone with grief. My emaciated soul longs for an answer to
^ my daily prayers. 1 am also losing weight.
f My trouble is: Is it my new Ford convertible, or my mag-
1 nificent personality that causes the women to follow me as the
i rats followed the Pied Piper from Hamlin?
VERY TROUBLED
Answer: Probably your Ford convertible. Magnificent
personalities are thicker around here than maggots in a car-
; cass, but Ford convertibles are at a premium. You can’t go out-
I doors and spit without flitting some magnificent personality,
| hut if a woman catches a man who owns a Ford convertible
she is as proud as if she pushed a peanut with her nose from
Martin to Union City.
If you find yourself becoming too popular, why don’t you
install a taxi meter in your Ford? Most college women are so
stingy they will squeeze a dime until the eagle squalls. From
some of the rest you might accidentally make an honest dol¬
lar or two you could put aside to take care of yourself in your
old age. MAW POTTS
Dear Maw:
1 have an instructor who Alls all his class hour telling stories. Ho
tells very good stories, but then at the end of every chapter he
gives a test on the book. What do you think we should do ?
D-GRADE DONALD
Answer- Several years ago, in a small mid-western college, oc¬
curred a series of the most brutal murders known in police records.
One by one the mangled remains of the faculty were found in ob¬
scure places on the campus. Finally one day the murderer was caught
in the act of grinding a dismembered psychology professor’s body in
a fine meat grinder. He readily confessed the other crimes. “Those
were all teachers of mine,” he said. "They were good guys, every one,
but they all told stories in class and then gave tests on the book."
Did the po**:e arrest him? You can bet your shoe-eyelets they
didn't. Rrght there they made up enough money among themselves
to get the murderer across the Mexican border, where he lived a re¬
spectable life ever after, dying last year at the age of 92 with all his
original teeth.
Let me advise you not to use a meat grinder, however, for the
UTJC students are already suspicious of Mrs. Patterson’s ham-
burge-. MAW POTTS.
DEKE MAW:
i want yew 2 tell peeple 2 kwit callin me stoopld & dum. This*
is 2 serve warn in 2 every one at this* hear skule 2 stop b4 i git
mad. Maw yew tell them that i am a smartt & polishid gennul-
man B-cause if they dont stop i am goin to call them sum mean
names. MULE ROBINSON
Answer: I sure will tell them, Mule. Let it be known around this
campus that Vernon Lee Robinson is a cultured intelligent boy who
loves his mother and pursues his studies with diligence and industry.
MAW POTTS
Dear Maw Potts:
How ran I keep Clarence from sitting beside me in the dining
hall ? NELL BOEHMS.
Answer: You can’t keep him from doing it once, Nellie, but you
can sure k ep him from repeating. Just follow these simple instruc¬
tions:
Eat in a loud noisy fashion. Blow your nose on your petticoat.
Offer Clar.nce a taste of some food from your fork, and remark, “Does
this taste flat to you, or is it my cold?" Insist on discussing such
items as embalming techniques, sewage disposal, slaughterhouse
methods, operations, the Midway Tankage Plant, social diseases, etc.
Remark to Clarence, "You had better not eat any more potatoes.
You're fat enough now.” If any food is offered you don't like, say, “If
I et that. I’d be bloated for hours," or, "I can't hold that on my stum-
mick it comes right up," or "How can you eat onions? I taste them
for hours afterward.” Remove your shoes at the table, making sure
beforehand not to wash your feet for three months. When drinking
tea or coffee, wall it about in your mouth for a few seconds before you
swallow it. You might even gargle with it as if it were Listerine.
Wait until the stickiest, messiest dish is served, and spill it over
Clarence’s Sunday-go-to-meeting pants. Pick your teeth with your fin¬
gers, and suck loudly as you extract particles of food from the crev¬
ices. Cultivate a musical belch. Your burp should echo about the
dining hall like a shout in Mammoth Cave. Get a mouthful of spagh¬
etti and meatballs and arrange an explosive sneeze right into Clar¬
ence’s pan. This should be particularly effective. Try to organize a
game in which everyone spits orange seeds or olive pits at everybody
else.
If you faithfully carry out these suggestions you will be about as
popular with Clarence as a bill collector at the Bursar's office.
MAW POTTS
Dear Maw Potts: Where ean I get me an ear trumpet?
SPECIES
Answer: Well, you might see Jim Droke, whose ad appears on
page four. MAW POTTS
DEAR MAW POTTS: My room is plagued with mice- There are
millions of mice—father mice, mother mice, baby mice; squadrons of
mice, platoons of mice, companies of mice, and regiments and divis¬
ions of mice. In short. Maw, we have mice, and I want to know what
to do about them. MARTHA DORRIS
Answer: Have you tried catching and cooking them? Tenants
of some of the campus dwellings pronounce the flavor delicious, being
somewhat akin to rabbit or chicken, though having more of a fruity
flavor and far sweeter. They may be served in any fashion, though
they are particularly delicious in soups. The skins may be utilized in
the making of bedroom slippers, .gloves or fur coats.
If you want to get rid of them, you should have no trouble what¬
ever One residence hall I know of got rid of their mice and roaches
with a Chemistry text. They opened it and read the chapter on elec¬
trovalence aloud, in shifts, for six hours. For weeks no rat or roach
has gone near the place MAW POTTS
THE VOLETTE, Martin. To>mm
rkp I>rn
Volette
SPORTS
Section
SPORTIN' AROUND
with
Bill Nunn
OPEN LETTER TO STUDENT
BODY—I hereby apologize to you
for certain remarks I made in re¬
gard to the lack of school spirit
shown at football games. I be¬
lieved, and stated publicly, that
nothing short of the Angel Gab¬
riel getting hot on his horn could
make you wake up and live. I was
wrong and I have never been hap¬
pier to admit a mistake. You
showed at the Murray game and
later at the Bethel game that you
could really get into the spirit of
things. Keep it up, it’s goooood
for yu.
And if we were handing out
bo-kays this week, one of the
finest would go to Tommye Lan¬
caster for the wonderful way she
rose to the occasion in the second
half of the Murray game to lead
cheers after the rest of the white-
dads had quit and gone to sulk.
In case anyone wondered why
Tommye was chosen football
queen—you know now.
There were four other cheer¬
leaders at the Murray game but
X forget their names.
• • •
HOLD THAT LINEMAN! The
other day a hulking brute bore
down on me in the book store and
nastily insinuated that football
writeups in the Volette had been
Ignoring linemen and that unless
said linemen were mentioned next
time the linemen would rid the
world of one amateur sports
writer. We refuse to be intimi¬
dated by such displays of force,
but . . .
Everyone who ever saw or
{flayed football knows that the
Xlnfii.cn are the hardest working
ar.d the least noticed members of
a football squad. And that with¬
out a good line, no back can gain
the length of his own nose, whe¬
ther his name is Red Grange, Tom
Harmon, Buddy Young or Orrin
Hunt. If you want to check it, just
ask the backs.
The Junior Vols this year were
possesssed of a pretty fair line
from end to end with little differ¬
ence between the first and second
team. In the early part of the
sdason, the title outshone the
backs. Sideline comedians were
heard to say that the Vols gained
more ground on defense than of¬
fense. In one game they did.
The Volette Poll
Continued from Page 1
WHAT DO THESE FIGURES
MEAN?
They mean, among other things,
that either 80% of the students
attending The University of Ten¬
nessee are dishonest, or that hon¬
est people cheat on their school-
work. The first assumption does¬
n’t hold water.
Perhaps it is wrong to call the
practices we usually accept as dis¬
honest "cheating.” Students who
would never dream of stealing a
dollar bill or of telling a lie will
cheat on exams without a sign of
a qualm. Their basic honesty is
proved by their frank answers to
a poll such as this one. The truth
is that a great many students do
not look upon copying as dishon¬
est in the least. Even if a whole
class witnesses the attempt of
one of their number to cheat, he
is not ostracized or condemned by
anyone. If he were witnessed try¬
ing to pick someone’s pocket most
of the members of that same
class would cease speaking to
him.
Almost everyone will cheat if
pressed far enough by circum¬
stances. About 18% will cheat ev¬
ery chanca they gaL and. even go
It’s awfully hard to pick out
the best Vol lineman and I won’t
try it. Probably though George
Fain is the most consistent of the
first string wall. He was always
in there and very, very seldom
hit the turf. Collins and Puckett
were usually the leaders in any
defensive breakthrough. They
made the right side of the line
potent Indeed.
Waddy and King were the two
best ends. They were both excel¬
lent pass receivers with King
just a shade better on the defen¬
sive from our vantage point. Yan-
dell played a fine crashing end all
season; was sometimes a little too
impetuous for his own good. Jack
Beatty worked as hard as any
member of the team and next year
should be a very capable per¬
former.
James Wood and Bill DeVashcr
were cob rough linebackers who
rattled the dentures of many an
oposing ball carrier. Bob "Meat-
head” Mabie, Art Melton, Pritch¬
ett, Paul Horne, Charlie Majors,
James Shelton, and Big Bad Bill
Webb all deserve mention in this
select company of those who
sweated that others might shine.
Alright fellows, put down that
rope.
Revenge Is Sweet As Vols
End Season With 25-6
Win Over Corporals
win this one from the moment
they kicked off but their hopes
took a dip as Bethel scored early
on a highly debatable play when
they kicked a Tennessee fumble
toward their own goal to re¬
cover it on the Vol two. Jim Be¬
low took three tries but bucked it
over for the TD.
Angered by the tainted tally,
the Vols let their hair down and
proceeded to do rather drastic
things to the Corporals. Four
bodies alleged to be the remains
of Bethel players, were carted
from the ‘field ere the festivities
ceased.
We won’t say the Vols were
rough but we found the top row
of the grandstand crowded when
we sought a refuge farther from
the fray. In fact we had to push
a Bethel tackle off so that we
could sit down. Whether he was
thrown there or merely decided
to keep his head we don't know.
The poor fellow kept muttering,
“Don’t let Bill Webb get me—
don't let Bill Webb get me.”
Every man on the squad got
into the game before it was over
and acquitted themselves to a man
with distinction and valor. But
perhaps the real heroes of the
game were the wonderful, glor¬
ious students of U. T. J. C., who
outnumbered and out-hollered the
Bethel fans while the Vols were
outplaying the Corporals on the
field. And in spite of a wet and
nasty night too.
Lineups:
It was Homecoming Game for
U. T. Jr.
Poe.
Bethel
the Bethel Corporals Thuraday
Waddy..
L.E
Bouldin
night but it would have been a
Pritchett
__LT ..
Brooks
happier homecoming if the Jun-
G. Fain.
LG _
_. Butler
ior College football team had
Wood
.c
Wheeler
stayed home, for the Junior Vols
Collins
.RG .
..._.. Gill
avenged their season opener loss
Puckett.
..RT _
Brogden
to Bethel by lambasting the Cor-
King
RE
Newsome
porals 25-6 before a crowd in Me-
Pate
..QB _
..... McKee
Ker.zie which consisted of more
DeVasher
.LH .
..... Dotson
Junior College students than
Carroll „
_RH_
.... Bryant
Bethel fans.
Fussell
..FB _
_ Belew
Bill King scored twice in the
rout to lead the way in scoring,
taking one pass from Dave De-
Vasher for 43 yards and one of
the most spectacular TD’s seen in
these parts for many a day. Cobb
Pate collaborated on the other
six point sally. Dave DeVasher.
who played a whale of a game at
tailback, scored another on a two
yard plunge and James Hayes
sprinted 38 yards through a
Bethel polluted field for the other.
Bill Webb kicked the only extra
point of the night.
The Vols were clearly out to
Score by periods;
U. T. _0 12 7 6
Bethel ...—6 0 0 0
Scoring: U. T.—Touchdowns by
DeVasher, Hayes, King (2). PAT:
by Webb (placement). Bethel—
Touchdown by Belew.
U. T. subs: Boswell, Yandell,
Stout, J. Fain, Shore, McPeake,
B. DeVasher, Home, Peebles,
Young, Mabie, Covington, O.
Hunt, Dixon, Beatty, Fisher, Tay¬
lor, Hayes, Wheeler, Johnson,
Chapman, Cate, Webb, Smith,
Hunt, Majors, Read, Melton, Shel¬
ton, Hicks, Reitz.
out of their way to make chances.
About 20% will not cheat no mat¬
ter what the circumstances. The
rest of the student body Calls
somewhere in between the ex¬
tremes.
VETERANS CHEAT LESS
THAN CIVILIANS
The worst cheaters of all were
civilian beys. Trailing by a mar¬
gin of from two to three per cent
were the veterans, and behind
them another two or three per
cent were the girls. The average
for veterans was slightly below
that of the entire student body.
One veteran gave as the reason
for his cheating, “I’ve been out of
school five years, and can’t learn
as fast.” Often seen on all bal¬
lots was the complaint that the
courses taken had too much mem¬
ory work and too little actual
learning, and if a man really knew
what he wanted out of an edu¬
cation he would learn what he
could use and get the rest any way
he could, i. e., by cheating.
HERE ARE THE STATISTICS:
% OF TOTAL ALL
OFFENCE STUDENT BODY
Copied other's homework —.40
Cheated on test . 39
Get test questions from pre¬
ceding section 33
"Apple polished,” or got into
a professor’s good graces
solely for a high grade -19
Secured test beforehand by
some means ---— 7 8
“Big dealed" with a profes¬
sor’s secretary in a respon¬
sible position . 3 2
Other . 6 5
FREQUENCY
Never Cheat -
Cheat rarely .—..
Cheat now and then —
Cheat frequently -
No choice -
ALL
BOYS
GIRLS
VETS
41
39
34
42
36
37
32
34
29
16
22
16
14
12 „.
. 16
.15
22
22
. 22.
26
22
25
. 20
.18
18
19 .
. 17.
18
24
22 .
. 25.
.21
THE CRYSTAL BALL
Continued from Page 2
HOUSTON . . . MARIE DEPRIEST is the lucky
girl that dates COPPEDGE . . . JOYCE GARY is
singing the song, "Some day he will come along"
. . . GENE ALLEN has an interest in the library
these days . . . AU the girls got "the rush” at the
Bamwa:ming Saturday night. The physics teacher
was the most popular girl there . . . CONNIE BASS
and MAX WAGGNER have decided to call it quits.
MAX kept MARJORIE COCHRAN rushed at the
dance. (Connie and Marjorie are roommates, too!)
. . . Two we are beginning to see constantly to¬
gether aie ROSE MARIE HEMPHILL and BILL
VICKERY. Volleyball games, chow together, walks
in the moonlight, -oh, oh-. . . . FREDDIE KIRK
and BILL MABRY are a steady campus couple.
Don't you two ever fight? . . . BROWN KENDALL
knows all the Freeman Hall girls now. Even their
home town—-Reason ? He lives over here too—al¬
most. As long as you are with BETTY SUE, come
right on over, KENDALL . . . CHRIS GABEL,
what’s this we hear about GENE TURNER? . .
BETTY DODSON, what in the world do you do to
ENGLAND to keep him sick all the time? You
should take better care of him . . . Why was
CHICK HENDREN so very very sad at the soph
dance? Seems he had to play in the band and did¬
n’t get to dance with his girl a single time . . .
GEORGE FAIN, looks like you are on the losing
team, for BETTY PORTER and NICK HICKS are
doing right well once mote. . . . CORRECTION:
JESSIE SPARKS does not go home every week
end. She's been home only two times since Sept.
28 . . . FRANK BROWN wants to know moie
about ANGELINE FISHER. All he knows is that
she lives on University. Will someone help h:m?
. . . You wolves who stand on the bookstore porch
would do well to remember when you’re making
vertical lines with your eyeballs at every "chick"
who passes, you're apt to get fried in your own
butter . . . ANNE WHALEN was seen with WAL¬
TER ELMORE at the Strata Club; with BOB
GIBSON at the formal; and with BURT PERRY at
the hayride. Good going, Anne . . .
What is an "untouchable”? The
definition Those supply and de¬
mand graphs on the last econom¬
ics quiz—Most of us could hardly
si gn o ur names to that one . . .
KITTY ADAMS, we hear certain
people have been making good
chemistry grades. By the way,
you don't grade chemistry papers,
do you? . . . 'Fess up, MARTHA
DORRIS, who's it going to be?
PAUL or TOMMY? . . . Don’t be
alarmed at the banging that
comes from the Home Ec build¬
ing every morning. It’s just the
Home Ec students beating their
heads against the floor when
MISS HAWKINS walks in ... .
Notice! There will be a meeting of
all frustrated campus poets and
philosophers next Saturday for
the purpose of re-decorating the
walls of the men’s room in the
Administration Building.
Old visitors to the campus tell us
of a certain H. NASH who used
to be a sort of Kilroy about the
campus. What ever went with
him ? Has an old campus tradi¬
tion died? . . . Let’s take time out
to wish all the happiness in the
world to SALTY and MARILU-
CILLE. They make the sweetest
couple it’s ever been our good for¬
tune to see . . . What i$ the Ob¬
ject JIM DROKE $emm$ mo$t in¬
terested in? . . . The reason BILL
WEBB LIKES botany so well is
because of MISS OVERCASH . .
. I think that everyone will agree
that SAM SUMMERS and WILL
GRAY are a perfect couple . . .
Has SOUP BIGGS really found
her man as she says she has? . .
. . . When MAURINE FUQUA
moved close to HERBERT BOS¬
TON that was his lucky day . .
. Who’s this DOROTHY KNEPP
has been dating? . . . BONNIE
JACKSON and JOYCE BABB
have an advantage over the dor¬
mitory girls, they can date when
they please.
Miss Sawyer October
Bride Of Mitchell Jones
Announcement has been made
of the wedding of Miss Mary
Gwynn Sawyer of Milan to Mr.
Mitchell M. Jones of Trenton,
Tenn. Miss Sawyer is the daugh¬
ter of Mr. J. E. Sawyer and Mrs.
Robt. J. Carey of Milan and At¬
lanta, Ga., respectively. Mr. Jones
is the son of Mr. and Mrs. B.
Frank Jones of Trenton.
The wedding was solemnized in
Corinth, Miss., on October 12.
The bride wore a biege wool suit
with matching hat and alligator
accessories. The only attendants
were Mr. and Mrs. Ray T. Sawyer,
brother of the bride.
Miss Sawyer attended Randell
School for Girls in Denver, and
was graduated from Milan High
School. She attended Memphis
State College where she was a
member of Kappa Lambda Sig¬
ma sorority. She is now taking
Liberal Arts at University of Ten¬
nessee Junior College. She was
chosen Miss Milan in 1946 and
placed second at the annual
Strawberry festival in Humboldt.
He: "I can’t see what keeps
you from freezing!”
She: “You aren't supposed to.”
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AROUND
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TRAILER
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VILLAGE
+
With JANE WALLER
The "trailer talk” consists
mainly of the approaching holi¬
days. There will be very little
smell of turkey cooking as most
of the families are going home for
Christmas.
Have you seen the cute girl
working in the Coffee Shop? She
is our Fern Austin.
We are losing two of our fami¬
lies soon. Ed and Jean Smith left
Monday. Claire Daniels and son
are going back to Milan.
"Pip” McPeake was pleasantly
surprised by a stork shower giv¬
en Friday night. The contest to
name the baby brought forth
several poets in the group. Mar¬
ian Hamilton should have honor¬
able mention for this:
For Pip’s boy, the name Walter
So like his father he may never
falter.
For Pip’s girl—Mitsy Jean
So like Mother, sweet as a
queen.
Minnie Parham has been to
Nashville as a voting delegate
for the Farm Bureau. She had a
wonderful time.
The sophomore dance was en¬
joyed by several couples from the
trailer camp. Boys will be boys!
Even kerosene was a tasty drink
for Lannie Daniels. He gave us all
a scare.
Maiilucile Dodd Bride
Of Sophomore President
In an impressive ceremony
marked by simplicity, Miss Mari-
lucile Dodd, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. C. H. Dodd of Martin, be¬
came the bride of Mr. Elmer Wy¬
lie Counce, son of Mrs. Emma
Counce of Savannah. Preceedlng
the wedding which was held at
the First Methodist Church of
Martin, a program of nuptial
music was presented by Mrs.
John Walker, organist, and Mrs.
Wade Freeman, soloist. The lovely
blonde bride, given in marriage
by her brother, Ben Dodd, wore a
dusty rose frock with natural liz¬
ard accessories and a shoulder
corsage of gardenias and bby
breath. The bride’s only attend¬
ant, Mrs. E. C. Bashaw, wore a
suit of brown and a corsage of
talisman roses. James L. Myracle,
of Wildersville, attended Mr.
Counce as best man, and Joel
Shore, Paul Home, J. W. Fisher,
Jr., and Walter C. Beike were
ushers.
The bride is a graduate of the
University of Tennessee Junior
College. Mr. Counce is a student
at the college now, and is active
in the Ag Club. He is president of
the Sophomore Class.
Note Of Thanks
I want to express my gratitude
to all of you who showed me such
kind consideration during the ill¬
ness of my mother.
Virginia Welch.
Meet Your Friends at
Here Are Some of the Hits Coming Your Way Soon!!
Jeanne Crain, Cornel Wilde--
“CENTENNIAL SUMMER"
Lum’n Abner in ‘‘PARTNERS IN TIME"
Irene Dunne in ‘‘ANNA and the KING OF SIAM"
Olivia DeHavitand in ‘‘TO EACH HIS OWN"
WHERE THE BIG ONES PLAY!!
r»(r ru*
IHB VOLETT1* Martin, Tmm
Tuesday, December S. 1946
MARTIN TIRE & ELECTRIC STORE
Radios — Records — Radio Phonographs
Record Players — Electrical Supplies
GOODYEAR TIRES
403 South Lindell Phone 7112
MARTIN, _ TENNESSEE
MODERN BEAUTY SHOP
SELECT YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE
FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Mrs Dora Laird-Mrs. Helen Wells--Mrs. Mary Lee
PHONE 235 Martin, Tennessee
BOOSTERS FOR U. T. JUNIOR COLLEGE
WEAKLEY COUNTY PRESS
PHONE 314 lor Christmas Cards MARTIN
Compliments
AMERICAN CAFE
Specialties in
STEAKS AND DINNERS
PHONE 340
Martin, Tenn.
PHONE 430
DUNN'S GROCERY
Fancy Groceries
Martin, Tenn
WEST SIDE GROCERY
Complete Food Market
Phone 7282
We Deliver
MARTIN,
TENNESSEE
LIFE INSURANCE SERVICE
LEONARD ARNN, '36, SPECIAL AGENT
Commonwealth Life Insurance Company
Martin Bank Building—Phone 7721, Martin, Tenn.
1 FOR PROMPT SERVICE CALL
AKIN TAXI
DAY AND NIGHT PHONE 330
Time: 6:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. Weekly.
Saturday 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m.
P. T. MILAM DRUG COMPANY
PHARMACISTS
\
305 Lindell Street Martin, Tennessee
J. E. Harris C. E. Brock W. D. Winstead
HARRIS ELECTRIC COMPANY
Westinghouse Appliances
Radio and Electric Service
Phone 6644 Martin, Tennessee
WESTERN AUTO STORE
Visit our store before you select your gifts for the
Family. GIFTS FOR EVERYONE!
MARTIN, _ TENNE SSEE
Compliments
DR. H. H. BEALE
Optometrist
PHONE 7861 Martin, Tennessee
WINSTEAD-MURPHY
Your Outfitters from Cradle to Grave'
PHONE----418
MARTIN,
TENNESSEE
RIDDLE-MCKAY
FIELD OPENS
Reservations are now being ac¬
cepted for rooms at Riddle-Mc-
Kay Field, announced Piofessor J.
O. Jones this week. Mr, Jones is
faculty manager of the project.
More than 100 men have ac¬
tually been contacted for the move
next quarter, and more are expec¬
ted before this quarter ends. A
bus has been procured from the
FPHA to make the run from the
campus to the field, and two more
may be secured. Plans are also
set to run buses into Union City
afler hours so that the boys won’t
have that "fenced in” feeling.
By Any Other Name They
Would Smell As Sweet
On the rolls of the University
of Tennessee Junior College
many famous names appear, and
while we may not claim the fam¬
ous men we are sure our own lit¬
tle group of "names” will make
marks of their own. Maybe AN¬
DREW JACKSON ROBY or
CALVIN COOLILDGE NEESE
will write the nation’s history
from the President’s chair. Names
familiar to students of early Am¬
erican History would be PAT¬
RICK HENRY BEATY, PAUL
REVERE REITZ, PAUL JONES
HORNE, JOHN SMITH STOUT.
Namesakes of political leaders
of our own native state of Ten¬
nessee are here—JERE COOPER
GORDON, GORDON BROWN¬
ING LIVINGSTON, and AUSTIN
PEAY MOODY.
Students of literature have
doubtless come across names sim¬
ilar to RALPH EMERSON BEY¬
ER, JOEL HARRIS SIMMONS
and EUGENE FIELDS.
Such distant places at ENG¬
LAND AND CANADA are not so
far from our campus, and we
even have a CAESAR in the per¬
son of MARSHALL W. If you
are interested in the love of Hay¬
wood county, go around to see
FRANK FULLALOVE CHAP¬
MAN. If you are a disciple of the
theory that the way to the heart
\> through the stomach, hiait
ROBERT MURPH BAKER,
FRANK COOK and WENDELL
C. FRY, but be sure to avoid
GEORGE MARVIN BURNS.
Shall I give GEORGE MOORE
and BILL NUNN?
Did you ever climb SCRUGGS
HILL?
What did LOUIS HYDE and
ORRIN HUNT?
How long until the EVANGEL¬
INE HOLLADAY?
Did you ever swim in MARY
LAKE?
Why is AUSTIN MOODY? Wo-
man trouble maybe ?
Paul see pretty girl. Paul get
date with pretty girl. PAUL
PARK
Why is PERCY YOUNG and
BETTY OLD?
What does CHARLES READ?
Why is JERRY SHORT and
JAMES LONG?
Who does JESSIE SPARK?
How loudly does RUFUS
SPEAK?
Is JOHN STOUT ?
Does EVA SWINDLE?
Why doesn’t CLINT WASH? ,
Were you ever lost in
CHARLES WOODS?
Why is BETH WHITE, JOE
BILL BLACK, WILL GRAY,
FRANK BROWN and BURT
GREEN ?
Where has HORACE BEENE?
What kind of a velocipede is a
WALTER BEIKE ?
Why does BILLY BLOW? Run
too fast to the dining hall?
How well can RICHARD BOX?
Does AUSTIN CLICK?
Where does POLLARD CRICK
flow? Into FREDERICK RIVER-
Why is CHARLES EDWARD
FLATT? His wife smote him.
Is PAUL FULLER LOVE?
Is OTIS DUNN? Well, we are.
Nu Kappa Nu Meets
The second regular meeting of
Nu Kappa Nu was held November
22, 1946, with Martha Nell War-
math presiding. Plans for the
Thanksgiving Baskets were dis¬
cussed. Committees for the Christ¬
mas meeting were appointed and a
very nice program was presented
by the program committee. After
a fern minutes group singing, the
tired and weary "Belles’’ ad¬
journed until two weeks hence.
Dear Customers: We know that
you want to look your best for the
coming holiday season. Come in
and discuss your beauty problems
with us.
DON’T WAIT until the LAST
MINUTE THIS YEAR. Begin the
holiday festivities! with the
knowledge that you are looking
your best. Sincerely yours,
LEGG'S BEAUTY SHOP
P. S. Our Telephone number is
445. Call us soon
AVAILABLE DROKE
“I Will Do Anything For A Price”
* Babi™ minded. 25c Hr. . False teeth picked, 10< uppers,
• Bad babies S5c) Q 15c IowCTm
Fingernail files sharpened, 25c’ Cats and dogs housebroken,
(2 for 40c) $1.00 (Bad d(| ^ or
eats $1.50)
Stamps Licked, 3c ea, or 2 for
**• * Tooth brushes cleaned, 15c each
Fine Old Assortment of Mr. Phillips’ Test Paper*
PRICES REASONABLE
(Slightly Higher In Canada)
Phone 6052 JIM DROKE Martin, Tenn.
KILROY'S BEEN HERE
(AND MRS. KILROY TOO)
THERE'S A REASON!
BOTH OF THEM HAVE BEEN AROUND
AND THEY KNOW
WHERE TO GO
TO GET THEIR READY-TO-WEAR
FOR THE WIDEST SELECTION
SHOP
GUTTMAN’S DEPARTMENT STORE
PHONE 7272 Martin, Tenn.
ROBBIE RAY SHOPPE
Ladies Ready-to-Wear
YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
MRS. ED BRUMMITTE AND DOUG BRUMMITTE
PHONE 6612
MflRTIN - TENNESSEE
RILEY'S
FURNITURE AND APPLIANCES
Electrical, Radio and Household Furniture
TENNESSEE
t
C. H. Brundige H. N. Moore
BRUNDIGE-MOORE LUMBER COMPANY
Lumber and Building Material
Phone 325
MARTIN, _ TENNESSEE
Compliments
STAR DRY CLEANING COMPANY
Phone 428 Martin, Tenn.
FIRESTONE HOME & AUTO SUPPLIES
Christmas Gifts for the Family
I- C. Cate, Manager
MARTIN,
TENNESSEE
PHONE 7152